FAQuinn

I went ahead and answered some questions that I am
frequently asked to save you the trouble:

Bar Tender: Do you have ID?
Me: Yes, here you go.

Uber Driver: Where are you going?
Me: This is an Uber, why are you asking me that?

Person: How was Japan?
Me: Why do you assume that I was just in Japan? I've been in my bedroom for 4 months.

Person: Did you make that?
Me: Yeah I did, do you want to buy it?
Person: No, you can keep it.
Me: Thanks

Generic Family Member: Jo, how is uni?
Me: I love uni, I never want to leave.
Generic Family Member #2: Woah, who are you?
Me: I honestly have no idea

Teacher: Jo, tell me your idea
Me: Okay, here is my idea
Teacher: Hmm. 
Me: Mmm.
Teacher: High Distinction 4 u

Customer: Hello, do you work here or do you just have OCD?
Me: Bit of both

Me: Jo, why did you make an FAQ page on your website?
Also Me: Because I know that no-one will read it and I'm okay with that.

These are all real life conversations that I have expereinced in my life. 
No need to email me about any of the above. 
Have a good day.